TOP 10 REASONS WHY I'M MARRYING THE SNAKE GIRL:

1. She ain't afraid of no wimpy SNAKE.

2. She can kick my butt.

3. She can kick Fr.Tropa's (of Spaceship 2000) butt .

4. She can kick Zuma's butt.

5. If nuclear war ensued, and a million flesh-eating zombies were left roaming the land for living humans, I'd want her on MY side, baby.

6. She's got a Ph.D. in tender loving care. (She's a nurse!)

7. She laughs like a hyena...just like me.

8. She'll kick your butt if you hurt me.

9. She's funny and sweet and moody...and the best friend I've ever had. (awwww..... shuckssss)

10. With her, "Forever" means a blessed lifetime of constant discovery and communication. Can't imagine anyone else I'd rather spend the rest of my life with...

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